funny happy new year wishes quotesI pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. -James Agate
This time of year offers us a brand new start. I want to take this opportunity to start fresh with you and wish you love and peace in the new year.
Hope you are blessed with intelligence to differentiate between ending of one year and the beginning of he next.
If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining
happy new year wishes funnyMay the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale.
This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cook books and then end up heating frozen food at meal times.
I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!
May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale.
Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Angelina Jolie, Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME! All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!
funny happy new year wishesI wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!
I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “happy new year” since I had so much fun saying it last year. Happy New Year, friend.
As people remind you to make resolution about self assessment and correction, give the same time and dedication to your house too
New Year’s Eve, where laud acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. -Jay Leno
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! -Joey Adams
This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry
funny new year wishEvery New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals? -Ogden Nash
May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle. – Eric Zorn
If you are planning to turn a new leaf over this New Year, make sure the leaf is free of bugs.
May this New Year bring actual change in you – not recurrence of old habits in a new package.
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Before the sun sets in this day, before the memories fade in this year, before the networks get jammed Happy New Year!
Happy New Year. May this year be as full of success and surprise as the last year and may all your wishes come true
It’s time to start the new year. Let’s chill some champagne, whip up some party food, and start dancing the year away.
This New Year may you come up with innovative passwords to puzzle people to fish out the real one!
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The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. -Wystan Hugh (W.H.) Auden
This New Year may you come up with innovative excuses for your teacher or boss when you plan to bunk your class or office.
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. -Bill Vaughan
This New Year may you find innumerable ways to make health food as tasty as the junk!
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Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody. -Phyllis McGinley
May this New Year bring actual change in you, not recurrence of old habits in a new package!
As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your innumerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. -P.J. ORourke
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You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year!